What movies have not aged well?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

You Only Live Twice

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

How was cancer treatment different in the US and the UK?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

A View to a Kill

Are landlords allowed to make unreasonable requests?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Dr No

Why do most Indian women cuckold or cheat on their husbands?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-All the bad guys are black.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

When a black man and a white woman have a child, does the child become white? If a white man and a black woman have a child, does the child become black?

Octopussy

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Moonraker

Why do people immediately disregard subjects such as flat earth, without opening their minds/taking time to research?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

The Man with the Golden Gun

If my lovely sister sleeps with my boyfriend, what should I do about her?

From Russia With Love

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”She is very sexyful!”

How do I cope with the fact that I will never have a girlfriend?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why is the show The Big Bang Theory so hated?

Live and Let Die

-J W Pepper

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why do narcissists avoid talking about the real issues?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why do many Hong Kong Chinese look different from the Han Chinese in mainland China?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Diamonds Are Forever

Do handsome guys intimidate women or people in general?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Goldfinger

What's your love story?